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President’s Letter

Mother: All that for poison ivy?                                              Daughter: Yeah, let’s do that! Please?
                                                                              Physician: Let me place the order for my nurse for FluMist. OK, now it
Physician: All that. Thank you, Big Brother. Now let’s send the               wants me to make sure the patient is not pregnant.
prescription off so it will be waiting for you. One nice feature about this.  Mother: At age 7?
The pharmacy around the corner, correct?                                      Physician: Think we’ll just override without comment. Anything
                                                                              else today?
Mother: Actually, can we send it to the WalMart on Maple? I need to           Mother: No, that’s everything. Thanks as always. Hope your “friend”
run some errands over there today.                                            doesn’t misbehave too much today.
                                                                              Physician: Thanks. All I want for Christmas this year is one glitch-free day.
Physician: Not a problem. Let’s find it. WalterMart as my great-niece         Physicianleavestheroom.Lightsfade.
calls it. Two words? Nope. One word? Nada. Hyphenated? Success!
Here it goes. Yes, I know the patient got Benadryl recently. Thanks for       “Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
telling me. Done.                                                                                                                      — Joseph Campbell

Mother: Thank you.                                                            Trivia question:
                                                                               What common procedure did Thomas Latta, MD, of Scotland pioneer?
Physician: You know, it’s that time of year again. Do we want a flu
vaccine today?

Mother: Yes, please. If you have it.

Daughter: But Mom!

Mother: No buts, missy. I’m not making an extra trip back here just so
you can get a flu shot. No shot, no outside today.

Daughter: (Grudgingly.) OK.

Physician: Point to mom. But we can always do the nasal spray if you want.

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